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Celebrating Vivian Rose Palko’s Arrival …
3-peat SALE-a-bration Party
Dear Friend,
Many of you know that Vivian, our 3rd daughter, came into the world last Monday.
It was a day filled with joy and excitement as I helped deliver yet another Palkster. Doc told me I'm a natural and take coaching better than most residents.
Over the weekend the doctors cleared Vivian to come home and we're on cloud nine having her here.
So in return for all your support through this trying time, I thought I'd throw a
3-peat SALE-a-bration Party.
Three girls (plus Mom) under one roof, I'm guessing the estrogen levels are already starting to get to my head. I have never thrown such a sale before.
Look, if any of you know how awesome it’s going to be to have three girls cat fighting and screaming over make-up, the bathroom, and clothes as they grow up – you’d be celebrating this precious time too. Should I not mention the best of all - hormone induced emotional swings. I only speak from experience with a sister and an Italian mother growing up. I can't imagine having 4 strong willed woman under one roof. Yikes!
Enter boys and we are in for a whole new experience.
The doctor who delivered Vivian has three teenage girls, and I heard him say repeatedly while there, “I hate boys, I hate boys.”
This leads to the 2nd reason I’m throwing a SALE-a-bration. We need a down payment on my future obstacle course. It'll be constructed in the basement. This will be the place I’ll workout Sophia, Georgia, and Vivian’s future el’-boy-friend-dos.
If they can pass a No Holds Barred workout with MOI then they are sure to have any of my daughters’ hands in dating. Just dating…
I still can't believe I'm actually pulling the trigger on this. It's the first sale in Success Visuals history. I suggest you act quickly before my body adjusts to the rising estrogen levels and I take this page down.
Vivian's Proud Popps,

Vince Palko
Ps. You don't want to miss out on these collector's items that roast the fat off your body and mold you into a thick piece of forged steel.
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