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Step Right Up Tommy Boy!
By Vince Palko
My poor neighbor Tom, he just doesn't get it.
Tom is the quintessential Steroid Boy without the 'Roids.
Though the drugs might not be going in, he chokes down
his fair share of protein shakes and energy bars. Even takes
a supplement called Hot Rocks.
We have a running joke about what those “Hot Rocks” are
doing to his real rocks down under. Ouch!
One could see he's a mean weight lifter with a phys right out of
Body Builder Mag. However, he has an eensy weensey problemo.
He seems to be injured... all–the–time. If it's not a tweaked neck
here then it's a tweaked back there.
I remember those days. I'd feel a slight spasm in my neck while benching
and my neck would be stiff for weeks. Talk about a nagging pain in my butt.
The latest for Tom is his shoulder. It's been botherin' him
for the past few months and he's scheduled to get it scoped soon.
All this pain could have been avoided if Tom would
have listened to his body screaming for help, “Stop
the weights you knuckle head. Oh, you don't want to listen?
Then I'm 'bout to put a hurting to yuz– HERE GOES!”
I've tried to tell him about Combat Conditioning and quite frankly
am darn tired of trying. What I get are blank stares. So I've given up.
Tom will continue to pump the weights and maybe get
the other shoulder scoped when it goes out. Once
he can't lift anymore do to the arthritis, he'll finally say,
“Tell me a 'lil bout this Combat Conditioning.”
But he won't be able to hop in a time machine to go back and avoid
all the pain and discomfort.
For me, I'll keep the Royal Court and Magnificent Seven
Exercises (been weight free for about 2.5 years and pain free post workouts for
that long too) workouts going. I look forward to the day when
I can say to my neighbor,
“Step right up Tommy Boy! Let me show you a few exercises.”
Conceive, Believe, Achieve!
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